Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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