are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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