Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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