people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"