I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I need moral support for this bender
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens