i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
did i just pee glitter
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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