Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.