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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?

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• (408): View more from California

  Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.

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  Understatement of the year.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god

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• (607): View more from New York

  In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.

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