Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
well you can't waste a boner
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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