Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.

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(212): View more from New York

the recession has oofficially hit my standards.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high

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(315): View more from New York

im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor

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(419): View more from Ohio

I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i would one night stand the shit outta him

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(408): View more from California

After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"

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