what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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