Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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