It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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