ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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