This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
only you would photoshop your dick
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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