3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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