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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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