Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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