sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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