ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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