I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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