By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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