She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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