Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize