He asked me if I "almost moaned"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
where are my eyebrows?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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