the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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