You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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