i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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