thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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