Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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