I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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