that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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