Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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