There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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