I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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