Sry I called you an 8
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
so let's talk penis.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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