Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm really busy with my period
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