I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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