do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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