If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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