That's when you crack a 10am beer
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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