Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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