you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
