Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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