i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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