And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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