It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
There are leaves in my underwear?
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