If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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