Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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