if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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