She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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