Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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