Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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