He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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