Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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