What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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