I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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