But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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