if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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