And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
God, I missed his penis.
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