Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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