Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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