can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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