I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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