I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I understand Curling. That high.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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