The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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