But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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